They already think we’re dating, Berry. I’m already pretending to be a lesbian I’m not going to be a whore either. That was so two years ago. Don’t pretend this won’t do you any good either. I may have given my captaincy to Santana, but I’m still Quinn Fabray. Nobody is going to mess with you if they think we’re dating. You can’t tell me you’ve never wondered what it’s been like to be popular.
I…being popular has nothing to do with this!
How can you be okay with this? Do you actually want people to think we’re dating? Do you want us to date?
Oh my god just stop talking. I decided to own this. I’m going to walk you to class… you’re going to eat lunch with me. As far as everybody else is concerned: we’re girlfriends.
Lets just say I made a deal with the devil. Santana will only come with Britt if she has somebody else there with her, so here we are.
Shouldn’t I get a say in this? It would have been polite of you to ask first if I wanted to take any part on this before you even agreed to anything.
I did say I didn’t care what people thought of me, but that would be blatantly lying to the entire school, and I may be a lot of things, but a liar isn’t one of them. And if I recall correctly, and I am positive I do, you said you wanted to fly under the radar, how is that going to work? But you could also, you know, get another girlfriend. It doesn’t have to be me. I fail to see how any of this makes sense.
So how’re we going to convince everybody we’re dating? You’re the actress here.
Oh well, hello to you too, Quinn. And…I’m afraid I’m not following? What do you mean “convince everybody we’re dating”? Just because there’s a rumor about it, doesn’t mean that we have to actually make people believe it’s true. Because it isn’t.
Are you…I don’t want to be rude, but are you okay? Did you happen to hit your head before you came here? I am only concerned because I wouldn’t want you to faint during class. And, well, to be honest, you sound a little bit delirious.
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