May 2013
nicolasiscaged:
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
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dany: [says something in dothraki]
missandei: no, khaleesi
missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
brandysmellville:
rock paper lesbian sex
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selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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drarna:
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
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blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
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collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
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darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
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rneerkat:
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
All of your risottos are the worst risottos I’ve ever met.