May 2013
nicolasiscaged: [12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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dany: [says something in dothraki]
missandei: no, khaleesi
missandei: it's pronounced "jif"
May 23rd
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brandysmellville: rock paper lesbian sex
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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drarna: the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything
May 20th
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Listenmonkeysocks: Sam’s Town
May 20th
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May 20th
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himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
May 20th
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May 19th
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buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
May 15th
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collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
May 10th
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May 10th
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darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio and the winner is *opens envelope* adele
May 9th
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May 9th
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rneerkat: “youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
May 9th
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A Gordon Ramsay poem
gordonramsaypoetry: All of your risottos are the worst risottos I’ve ever met.
May 9th
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